Thursday, November 30, 2017

CHRISTIAN ONE LINERS




Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil, it has no point

What really counts in life is the dash between date born - date died on the tombstone!

Many Christians have stopped being fishers of men and are now only keepers of the aquarium.

You don't stop laughing when you get old, you get old when you stop laughing!

"Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives"

"In the dark? Follow the Son."

A smile is curved line which sets a lot of things straight.

If you are born once, you shall die twice, but if you are born twice, you die only once.

Some preachers should put more fire in their sermons, and some sermons in the fire.

Prevent 'Sin burn' by using 'Son Screen'.

The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.

We don't change the message, the message changes us.

We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

Man's way leads to a hopeless end - God's way leads to an endless hope

Every Christian occupies some kind of a pulpit and preaches some kind of a sermon every day.

No person is so poor that he can not give a compliment.

"This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?"

Humility is so shy, that if you begin talking about it, it disappears.

Delayed obedience is brother to disobedience.

Dear God, I have a problem, it's Me.

When we get tangled up in our problems, be still, so God can untangle the knot.

Either the Bible will keep you away from sin, or sin will keep you away from the Bible!

Do you wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord," or "Good Lord, it's morning."?

God gave us two ears and one mouth, so listen twice as much as you speak.

If you talk the talk, then walk the walk.

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